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Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation\ Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation's Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 142 seconds

Police invaded notorious meth dealer Daryl Krogen's home, seizing dozens of bicycle parts and more than ten dollars worth of stolen paint.


In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don\ In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?
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Video duration: 138 seconds

Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.


TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults
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Video duration: 114 seconds

Doing away with kid-friendly info bubbles and colorful photos, new 'TIME Advanced' will cater to adults with an interest in news.


Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 159 seconds

On Today Now!, author Christine Eckard teaches Jim and Tracy to imagine economic problems as oily, curly-haired "Grabblers."


Guatemalan Flight\ Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues To Crash
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Video duration: 139 seconds

Chilling audio recovered from Flight 1134's data-recording parrot, Banana, contain mentions of "altitude loss", "pretty feathers".


Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa
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Video duration: 139 seconds

Today Now! welcomes entertainment reporter Alex Blair, who has all the gossip on Jen's adorable new man.


Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
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Video duration: 185 seconds

"'Molly' and Developmental Psychologist Dr. Kenneth Ives come on Today Now! to talk about her upbringing as a half-human, half-Wolf Blitzer.


Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate
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Video duration: 160 seconds

In The Know panelists discuss yesterday's truck accident, and why nothing was done to prevent the vehicle from accidentally spiraling out of control and killing rafters in canyon below.


New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
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Video duration: 175 seconds

Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.


Future: News From The Year 2137 - Now Available Future: News From The Year 2137 - Now Available
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Video duration: 51 seconds

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While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens.
With our state-of-the-art wormhole satellites, we can now transmit Onion News Network broadcasts from the year 2137.


Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation\ Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author
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Video duration: 193 seconds

ONN's Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al-Qaeda's love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands.


Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises
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Video duration: 142 seconds

In June 1924 Representative Oliver Shaker (D) condemned government inaction on the issue of publicly exposed horse penis and proposed a law which would federallyr equire horses to wear modesty dresses.


USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family
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Video duration: 114 seconds

Officials say a positive E. coli test prompted the recall, affecting the Wharton family's stores of ground beef, beef chuck, and rump roast.


Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance For Human Interaction Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance For Human Interaction
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Video duration: 176 seconds

On Today Now!, 87-year-old Beverly DeAngeles gives tips for trapping a census worker in your home for as long as possible.


Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
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Video duration: 152 seconds

Plagued for years by swirling rumors about its sexuality, soccer has finally come out, becoming the world's first openly gay sport.


Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism? Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?
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Video duration: 174 seconds

A troubling national report finds an increasing number of parents have found strange pipes, herbs, and other implements of shamanic activity in their teenagers' bedrooms.


Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers
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Video duration: 148 seconds

The paper says the new personalized articles target the interests of Massachusetts residents and final three Globe readers Michael Fisher, Camille Kresge, and Buddy.


Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze
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Video duration: 152 seconds

Jim and Tracy welcome fallen firefighter Logan Norelli's wife on Today NOW! for a special tribute to a true American hero and total smokin' hottie.


Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night
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Video duration: 134 seconds

The bipartisan group of representatives who submitted the emergency bill late last night say they stand by it, though they don't completely remember all of the details.


Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
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Video duration: 149 seconds

Constitutional debate continues over whether public schools should include biblical Armageddon alongside global warming in end-of-world curriculum.